The London Review of Books,The Guardian,Telegraph, Mail, etc, etc promote their own publications via paid reviewers - twas ever thus (see; Balzac). Perhaps it falls to Egalitarian to do the same. So this issue does just that - extracts from Egalitarian books - published or not - a paper from this journal, an article written by a Bot, the best book review you will ever read. What more could you possibly want (I know, I know; health, happiness, a decent job - any fucking job)? So, this one's for Ian Parker. The full contents can be found here.